Wednesday, March 18, 2009
I'M WATCHING NINJA WARRIOR ON CHANNEL 5 NOW~ @ 8:14 PM
IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ!
HI PEOPLE. GUESS WHAT. I WENT TO BUY THE 5607 BBQ STUFF @ FAIRPRICE WITH ELAINE, GIGI, MENGFAN AND PEIYU TODAY.
We're buying the food tomorrow :)
Okay anyway after that right, we went to try out the water tap. We were helplessly trying to turn it on when this man came to be nosy.
He said, "You need a wrench." To which we went, "Huh?" due to his lack of good pronounciation. Then he got a bit impatient and went "A WRENCH. A WRENCH. A WRENCHHH." Okay not really that agitated but something like that. He then told us NOT TO RUN AWAY (I know. HUH?) and promised to come down in SEVEN MINUTES (Miley Cyrus' 7 Things start playing) as he lives just...beside the BBQ pit (OMGGG WE ARE SO DEAD) and told us to sit down and wait for him. So we did. We thought of running away but we were too kind-hearted so yeah.
Then he came down with his toolbox and lay down his tools and ASKED US TO USE THEM. I mean...hello? We are not handymen like him? Then he tried to teach us how to use them. I mean he forced us. He made me and Gigi turn on the damned tap. (Btw Gigi dropped the tap into the drain LOL. But it was picked up by me after I omg stuffed my fingers into the drain)
He emphasised on how we should be HANDY AT ALL TIMES. Ohemgee. He then made me MEASURE THE BBQ PIT USING MY FINGERS. Apparently it was me because I was a hero who saved the damsels -o- iie am sh0 her0iic . Okay I shall cut the crap. Okay then he made us tell the details of the BBQ and volunteered to PROTECT US during the BBQ and set up the BBQ stuff. So...
Gigi: When is it huh Friday or Sunday? (LOL)
Me: Sunday :)
SO YEAH. WE LIED TO HIM. Because we DO NOT want him to spoil our BBQ. You do not know how scary he is. Omg. He may be sitting somewhere near the BBQ pit on Friday so if he does...
PLEASE ALLOW THE FOUR OF US (Elaine, Gigi, Pei Yu and me) TO HIDE BEHIND ALL OF YOU T~T And please beware of him during the BBQ. Aargh. I'm sorry if he does disturb us during our BBQ :( I am traumatised by this incident.
Yours Traumatisedly, MDJA Jer
P.S. I rainbowtised this post because it looks damn messy in black. I am retarded. -peace sign-
P.P.S. I forgot to add that his name is DANIEL TAN. Uh huh. Elaine's post reminded me LOL.