Friday, December 21, 2007
@ 4:04 PM
This post is dedicated to Miss Jeraldine Tan Shu Hui.Very soon, pandas will become extinct. And we have also learnt that Miss Jeraldine Tan LOVES pandas. We are afraid that when they really go extinct, Miss Jeraldine Tan might have some brain damage and resulting in her becoming a mad scientist.
Why a Mad Scientist, you might ask.
Because she might fall into despair and decided to turn her soft-toy Panda, Leafy, into a living Panda.
But the sad thing is that Miss Jeraldine Tan might be the cause of Panda Extinction.
Case #1 -- By Elaine :D
When she becomes a mad scientist, Miss Jeraldine Tan might forget that living things age.. And she turns Leafy into a living panda, and Leafy dies of old age. Miss Jeraldine Tan might be devastated, and go to China to live with the pandas. In order to prevent that, I suggest we lock her up in Woodbridge hospital with a retarded panda. (:
Case #2 -- By Shuying :D
Leafy start to have a disease , due to Global Warming . And Jeraldine knew that Leafy will leave very soon . She had nothing to do.. But to bear the loneliness in her heart to change Leafy back to a little soft toy again.
Conclusion -- By Shuying & Elaine :D
Miss Jeraldine Tan is devastated about the pandas, and about Leafy turning back into a stuffed toy. She is driven mad by her parents who do not want to buy her more panda stuffed toys, and she becomes a retarded. Miss Jeraldine Tan was sent to the Woodbridge last week, together with her best-friend-forever-panda, Leafy. We are very sad to announce that Miss Jeraldine Tan is officially retarded. T_____T
Elaine & Shuying